Spam Poetry Book

Dear Honorable & Respected Literary Organization / Society  . At the outset a privilege to be writing this email to you  .It’d be an honor to have your support and mesmerizing patronization for my poetry .  My styling of poetry / literature is inimitably unique and has never ever been written before or experimented by any mortal on the mortal planet . Though my poetry / literature is natural and normal .

So begins an email I received today, to which was attached a 610 page, 2MB book of “poetry.” I don’t know this person, or how they got my email, or what kind of ‘mesmerizing patronization’ they expect from me, but I did get a good laugh. So thanks, supernatural poetry-writer from India.

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